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I was so poor growing up...If I wasn't born a boy...I'd have nothing to play

A girl phoned me the other day and said ...."Come on over, there's nobody
home." I went over. Nobody was home.

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night
she called me from a hotel.

One day as I came home early from work ..... I saw a guy jogging naked. I
said to the guy .... "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because
you came home early."

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning put on a shirt and a button fell
off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to
the bathroom.

I was such an ugly kid........When I played in the sandbox the cat kept
covering me up.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a

I was such an ugly baby...My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she
only liked me as a friend.

I'm so ugly...My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with
his wallet.

When I was born .... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my
father........ I'm very sorry.......We did everything we could......But he
pulled through.

I'm so ugly...My mother had morning sickness.......AFTER I was born.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my
father. He said he wanted more proof.

Once when I was lost..... I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my
parents. I said to him .... "Do you think we'll ever find them? He said. "I
don't know kid ... there are so many places they can hide."

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

I'm so ugly...I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.

I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the
mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?" He said..."I don't
know but your eyesight is perfect."

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My,
doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

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