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I'll tell you the opposite of getting carded, which as you know you hate when you're young and love when you're more mature. It's when you go into someplace, like a certain carwash I know, and the young tomato with the long hair and big smile, and asks, "Sir, are you eligible for the Senior Citizen's discount?"

I always tell her if she has to ask I think I'm entitled, cause my driver's license makes me out to be a few years younger than what they call senior. Hell, I'd rather pay the extra couplabucks.



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