Two vampires wanted to go out to eat, but were having a little trouble
deciding where to go. They were a little tired of the local food in
Transylvania and wanted something a little more exotic. After some
discussion, they decided to go to Italy because they had heard that Italian
food was really good.
So off they went to Italy and ended up in Venice. On a bridge over one of
the canals, they hid in the shadows and waited for dinner. A few minutes
later they noticed a young couple walking their way. As they neared, the
vampires made their move. Each vampire grabbed a person, sucked them dry and
tossed the remains into the canal below.
The vampires were extremely pleased with their meal and decided to have
seconds. Another young couple approached a few minutes later and suffered
the same fate as the first-sucked dry and tossed into the canal below.
Our vampires are now fairly full but decide to get dessert. In a short while
a third young couple provides just that. As with the first two couples,
these people were also sucked dry and tossed over the rail into the canal.
The vampires decided that they had had a marvelous dinner but that it was
time to head back home. As they started to walk away they began to hear some
singing. They were puzzled because no one else was on the bridge. As they
listened, they realized that it was coming from the canal. They looked over
the rail and saw a big alligator in the water under the bridge, feasting on
the bodies. They listened as the alligator sang, ............
Here it comes ..............
You're gonna hate (love) this .............
.... "Drained wops keep fallin' on my head" .
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