Signs that You've Had Too Much of the 90's:
1. You try to enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you to ask:
"Do you wanna go get lunch?" and he replies: "Yeah, give me five
5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South America,
but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
6. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date.
7. Your reason for not staying in touch w/ friends is that they do
not have e-mail addresses.
8. You consider the U.S. Mail painfully slow and/or call it "snail
9. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.
10. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
11. When you go home after a long day at work, you still answer the
phone in a business manner.
12. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9"
to get an outside line.
13. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
14. Your company's welcome sign is attached with velcro.
15. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
16. You really get excited about a 1.7% pay raise.
17. You learn about your redundancy on the 10 o'clock news.
18. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of
your best jokes.
19. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
20. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get
21. Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World
countries annual budgets combined.
22. It's dark when you drive to and from work, even in the summer.
23. You know exactly how many days you've got left until you retire.
24. Interviewees, despite not having the relevant knowledge or
experience, terminate the interview when told of the starting
25. You see a good looking, smart person and you know it must be a
26. Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.
27. Your supervisor gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all
the latest features, while you have time to go for lunch while
yours boots up.
28. Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in the hospital.
29. You're already late on the assignment you just got.
30. There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff your
department is short of, but they can afford four full-time management
consultants advising your boss's boss on strategy.
31. Your boss's favorite lines are: When you've got a few
minutes..Could you fit this in.....in your spare time....when you've got a moment....I know
you're busy but ... I have an opportunity for you.
32. Vacation time is something you roll over to next year.
33. Every week another brown collection envelope comes around because
someone you DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WORKED THERE is leaving.
34. You wonder who's going to be left to put into your 'leaving'collection.
35. Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers".
36. The only reason you recognize your kids is because their pictures
are on your desk.
37. You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting.
AND THE CLINCHERS ARE:
38. You read this entire list and you kept nodding and smiling.
39. As you read this list, (it's not a list, but numbered topics of discussion) you think about forwarding it to your "friends you send jokes to" e-mail group.
40. It crosses your mind that your jokes group may have seen this list (again not a list!) J
already, but you don't have time to check so you forward it anyway.
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