You could be a redneck if.....
- Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.
- Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
- You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr.
- You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
- Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.
- You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
- You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.
- You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45's.
- Your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed.
- The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors
- You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
- Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
- You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
- You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
- Your huntin dog had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.
- You think safe sex is a padded headboard.
- You think subdivision is part of a math problem.
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