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1. Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

2. Beauty Parlour: A place where some women go to dye.

3. Chickens: Animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

4. Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

5. Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

6. Gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

7. Handkerchief: Cold Storage.

8. Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

9. Myth: A female moth.

10. Mosquito: An insect that makes flies look good.

11. Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time.

12. Skeleton: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

13. Toothache: The pain that drives you to extraction.

14. Tomorrow: One of today's greatest labor saving devices.

15. Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed.

16. Wrinkles: Something other people have. You have character lines.

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