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** Top 10 THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management
course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time"

7. "I wasn't sleeping. I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new
paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminating against people who practice yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our company's biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken...."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot...."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

1. "... And, finally, let us pray for the future of our company. Amen."



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