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As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White
House, he has a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard
snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic
Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for
Chelsea."

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies,
"Nice trade, sir."




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