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Alice told her husband that the washing machine was not working properly. She asked him to take a look at it.

"Who do you think I look like, Mr. Maytag", he replied; "besides I have to go fishing with some friends."

The next day Alice told her husband her car was not running right. "who do you think I look like, Mr. Goodwrench," he replied; "besides I have to watch football with my friends."

The next day she told her husband she had good news as the washing machine & car had been fixed. She told him she was introduced to a very nice young man who was handy with his hands. "What did it cost?", he asked. She replied he only worked for love or his favorite home made cake.

"What kind of cake did you bake him?" he asked.

She replied: " Who do you think I look like; Betty Crocker?"




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