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You know you are "over the hill" when.....

1. Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life.

2. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

3. When you do the "Hokey Pokey" you put your left hip out...and it stays out.

4. You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."

5. You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.

6. You look both ways before crossing a room.
7. Cafeteria food starts tasting GOOD.

8. Your childhood toys are now in a museum.

9. All of your favorite movies are now revised in color.

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