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You know you're in CA when

- the butter's the wrong shape (short and stubby)

- the ocean's on the wrong side (any fool knows it's to the east!)

- you now call your neighbors by their first names instead of Mr. and Mrs. Neighbor. And you're only 10 days out of SI!

- the radio stations begin with a K, not W

- you have to turn on the computer to find people who know what SIRT and crumb bun mean

Margie who *is* in California

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