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SubTitle: Late breaking news headlines from the SI Non Advancing Daily News Hoftopia Edition
Posted by: Walter B. Cronical - Breaking news headlines... on 4/27/1998@18:00hrs:
While Old Tymer was busy dreaming of the undesirable bar-hopping in an old Nash Rambler...Walter B. Cronical infamous sly reporter of the "SI Not Advancing" daily newspaper was in the shadows of the great ball room taking down reporter type notes on his yellow postit pads. He had barely enough time before deadline to get to his mobil phone hook it up to fax, press send and transmit his daily "Smutt Around Town" column for the morning Edition...ahhhh he made it. This news was HOT so he decided seeing as it was Saturday night he would take in a late movie at the Paramont in Stapleton knowing that the curb side news stand always got the first delivery of the Sunday morning paper the night before...he paid his nickel and to his surprise something had gone wrong with the fax transmission and what he saw was a real eye opener...