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Posted by: Dom Gentile (dadgent@digital-marketplace.net) on 3/07/1998@06:51hrs:
Most people , if employed, receive job evaluations each year. The following are from military "officer evaluations.
"got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching","Bright as Alaska in December","He is so dense that light bends around him","got a full 6 pack but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together","some drink from the fountain of knowledge , he only gargled","takes him one and a half hours to watch 'Sixty Minutes", "Wheel is turning but the hamster is dead","If you stand close enough to him you can hear the ocean roar".
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