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Posted by: Charlie (tracker@netexplorers.com) on 3/23/1998@00:10hrs:
One winter morning the Vice-President woke up to a beautiful morning of
fresh fallen snow. As he stretched and enjoyed the sight of the fluffy
whiteness, he suddnely gasped. There in the snow, written in yellow (we
all know how) was "The V-P is a lazy jerk!". Furious at what ruined his
morning he screamed for his aids. "Find this culprit", he demanded. "Find
out who marred the landscape and insulted me".
A little later, they returned saying they had good news and bad news.
"Tell me the good news first", he said. "Well, we analyzed the yellow snow and we know whose yellow it was",
was the reply. "Whose?" demanded the Vice-President. "The President's",
they told him. "That's the good news?" He cried. "My God, he
thinks so little of me? If that's the good news, what could the bad news be.
What could be worse than him thinking so little of me".
"Er, well sir", they said, "the bad news is that it's written in Mrs. Vice-President's
handwriting".