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Posted by: DAN BLAINE (100.53680@germanynet.de) on 3/16/1998@06:08hrs:
1. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
2. How is it possible to have a civil war?
3. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
4. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
5. If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
6. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
7. If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
8. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
9. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
10. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
11. Is a castrated pig disgruntled?
12. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" and not "asteroids"?
13. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
14. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is is because of that song?
15. What happens when none of your bees wax?
16. Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
17. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
18. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
19. How do I set my laser printer on stun?
20. If the black box recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
21. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
22. If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't
everyone just move 10 miles away?