Posted by: Kathy (acarano@c2i2.com) on 3/14/1998@12:33hrs:

IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY (author unknown)

Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. The sparrow thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.

The moral of the story:

1. Everyone who s**ts on you is not necessarily your enemy. 2. Everyone who gets you out of the s**t is not necessarily your friend. 3. And, if you’re warm and happy in a pile of s**t, keep your mouth shut.

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