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Posted by: paul on 1/15/1998@23:15hrs:
Liza's message about the Sear's store in the Wetson's discussion reminded me of this one...
A blonde had a near death experience the other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off.
Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, she fell head first to the ground.
Her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Sears manager came and unplugged it.
Thank goodness for heroes!!