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Posted by: joe locascio (joelocascio@msn.com) on 1/04/1998@23:24hrs:
In Reply to: POST A JOKE - 17 It's Criminal posted by: J. Ritter on 12/29/1997@19:29hrs:
If you are interested, I saw an Ann Landers column today that has more of these stories and a web site too! http://www.graffiti-wv.com
Random Nuts section.
-Police were called to the scene of a holdup at a convienience store in Boca Raton Fla. They were confronted by an armed male wearing black spandex shorts and a yellow bra. It took several minutes for the theif to be captured because the officers couldn't stop laughing long enough to arrest him.
-Police in Pennsylvania interrogated a suspect by placing a kitchen collender on his head and connecting it with wires to a Xerox machine. A piece of paper with the words "He's lying!" was placed in the copier. After the suspect responded to each question, the officers hit the copy button and the words "He's lying!" would print out. The suspect figured the "lie detector" had the goods on him so he confessed.
-Police in Wichita Kansas arrested a 22 year old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass off two counterfeit $16 dollar bills.
-In Virginia, a bank robber was nabbed because he made the classic mistake of returning to the scene of the crime. He was arrested after he tried to deposit some of the stolen loot into the same bank he had held up one month earlier. He was recognized because the same teller waited on him both times.
There's more at this site!