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Posted by: DAN BLAINE (100.53680@germanynet.de) on 12/28/1997@23:34hrs:
There was a farmer who had a lot of hens that wouldn't lay eggs. One day the farmer decided that his rooster was too old to cut the mustard anymore. So the very next day the farmer went to town and came back with a young new rooster. He put the rooster in with the hens and went to have lunch.
After the farmer left, the young rooster was strutting around the coop impressing all the hens when the old rooster challenged him.
"Hey!" said the old rooster: "I bet you think you are the best thing around don't you?"
Being cocky, the young rooster responded: "Truth hurts, doesn't it, old man?"
"Well, then I will challenge you to a race. The winner gets all the hens to himself." said the old rooster.
The young rooster eagerly agreed, thinking the old rooster could not POSSIBLY beat him in a race.
"And just to make it fair," said the young rooster, "I'll give you a head start!"
So the two roosters lined up and when he was ready the old rooster started running. As he rounded the corner, the young rooster took off in chase. In the middle of the second lap, the farmer heard the commotion in the coop and ran to investigate. Just as he arrived the old rooster rounded the corner with the young rooster in hot pursuit.
The farmer stared in disbelief, and slowly raised his shotgun and blew the poor young rooster to smithereens!
"Damn!!" muttered the farmer, "That's the THIRD faggot rooster I've
bought this week!"...DAN