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Posted by: t.j. (XstatenX@hotmail.com) on 10/28/1997@14:24hrs:
You asked for fun - Ed you said you like morbid jokes - so here goes, Princess Di jokes, as heard and over heard on the ferry and from friends 1: Did you hear Princess Di was on the radio??...... Yeah, and on the dashboard, and on the door, and on the back seat.... 2: How did the Inquirer find out Dodi (her boyfriend ) had dandruff?? ..... they found his head and shoulders in the glovebox..... 3: What was the last thing to go through Di's mind?...... the windshield..... 4: What did Dodi tell Di before leaving the Ritz?..... Do you wanna come to my place or do you wanna crash in the car?? 5: What did Wayne Gretzky have in common with Di last night?..... They both hit a few posts 6: What do Di and George Burns have in common? ..... They both died when they hit 100 and the John Denver bonus joke (#7 for good luck) 7: What was John Denver's last smash hit..... The Pacific Ocean!!!!!
You asked for fun..... You got it!!!