Posted by: DAN BLAINE (100.53680@germanynet.de) on 6/16/1997@23:24hrs:

Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer. All of a sudden the driver notices lights flashing in his mirror; the cops are on his tail! His buddy says: "What are we going to do?" The driver replies: "Don't worry. Just do exactly what I tell you and everything will work out perfectly."

"First, peel the labels off our beer bottles and we'll each stick one on our foreheads. Then shove the bottles underneath the seat, and let me do the talking."

They pull over and the cop walks up to the car. He looks at them kind of funny, and asks to see the guy's driver's license. Then he asks them: "Have you been drinking?" "Oh, no sir." replies the driver. "I noticed you weaving back and forth across the highway, are you sure you haven't been drinking?" "No sir," replies the drunk, "We haven't had a thing to drink tonight"

"Well, I've got to ask you," says the cop, "What on earth are those things on your forehead?"

The drunk replies: "That's easy officer...You see, we're both alcoholics, and we're on the Patch!"

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