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Posted by: DAN BLAINE (100.53680@germanynet.de) on 6/06/1997@05:18hrs:
1. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
2.That reminds me of the cannibal who passed his friend in the woods.
3.When do cannibals leave the table? When everyone's eaten.
4.What is the cannibal's favorite type of TV show? A celebrity roast.
5. What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? The cold shoulder.
6. What is the cannibal's favorite game? Swallow the leader.
7. Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food? He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.
8. Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for buttering up his teacher?
9. Cannibal's recipe book: How to serve your fellow man.
10. Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says: "Gee, I hate my mother-in-law." The second replies: "So, try the potatoes."
11. The best of the lot(I think):
A man gets captured by cannibals and every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says: "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks!"
comment about Post-a-Joke "threads". it's better to post separately
rather than keep adding to a thread. The thread will get lost as the
initial posting scrolls down the page...as they say in the trade
regarding file structures: "flat is in, nesting is for the nerds"